Simple Business, Then and Now
Simple Simon met a Pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, “Let me taste your fare.”
Said the Pieman to Simple Simon, “Show me first your penny.”
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
THEN: “Indeed, I have not any.”
NOW: “Let’s keep it simple; you gimme the (bleep) pie or I’ll shoot your (bleep) head off.”